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Long before there was something so stretchy as rubber, balloons were a fact. In the pre-rubber era, balloons came from animal bladders. A pig's bladder was inflated by Galileo in an experiment to measure the weight of air. Inflated animal bladders were used in play by Indian and Eskimo children. Most of the bladders were from sea animals.In the Era to follow the discovery of uses of rubber, made balloons a common sight. Our hero 'The Gubbarewala' was fortunate that he was born in this era.
It was past mid night some thirty years ago, or maybe it was forty.The City of Mumbai was suffering from what appeared to be a cloud burst for many, but the citizen knew better. Rain had always been the same, The moment you dress and get out for your job a naughty kid on the cloud would throw a bucket of water on you. No matter who you are or what post you hold, The Naughty kid would have laugh on your account. On the rainy night, in the largest slum in the country, yes the same slum where the Oscar winning movie 'slum-dog millioner' was shot a child was born to a lady who died eventually after giving birth.
The child grew up proving the Darwin's theory 'Survival of fittest', only the fitness was not just physical there was a more mental approach to it. The hard worker in him though made him live a honest life. In youth he did not indulge in any addiction, lived a simple life which involved just work, food and rest.
Experience taught him that the best profession he could choose was selling balloons. One he got married and built a hut of his own, he was working around park selling Helium filled balloons....
'Gubbare le lo Gubbre. . .'
'dus rupayeka eak .... sirf dus ruppaya'
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It was not long before Mumbai was at the mercy of naught kid on the cloud, This time around the child being born was not poor but belonged to typical middle class Maharashtrian family, (his mom would have loved to name the kid as 'Lakshmikant' on the name of a brilliant and superb Marathi actor 'Barde' but what his name is no one known). Unlike Gubbarewala his mother survived and the 'Baccha' was blessed with his mothers love.
When pregnant, Mother used to see 'Khichadi' a comedy series, and History and great script have told us about how Abhimanyu learned how to enter a chakravyu when he was just inside his mother womb, the 'BACCHA' learned cracking 'Lame jokes' even before he was born.
Baccha: (gubbarewala fame)
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On another such rainy day, This july (year 2012) the Gubbrewala met 'Baccha' who was lost, soaked and depressed. part of the conversation over heard by the people is compiled in this blog
[Warning: The content of the conversation have proved to be fetal and readers are advised to read them under supervision of Expert ]
It was not long before Mumbai was at the mercy of naught kid on the cloud, This time around the child being born was not poor but belonged to typical middle class Maharashtrian family, (his mom would have loved to name the kid as 'Lakshmikant' on the name of a brilliant and superb Marathi actor 'Barde' but what his name is no one known). Unlike Gubbarewala his mother survived and the 'Baccha' was blessed with his mothers love.
When pregnant, Mother used to see 'Khichadi' a comedy series, and History and great script have told us about how Abhimanyu learned how to enter a chakravyu when he was just inside his mother womb, the 'BACCHA' learned cracking 'Lame jokes' even before he was born.
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When pregnant, Mother used to see 'Khichadi' a comedy series, and History and great script have told us about how Abhimanyu learned how to enter a chakravyu when he was just inside his mother womb, the 'BACCHA' learned cracking 'Lame jokes' even before he was born.
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| Baccha: (gubbarewala fame) |
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accha - Tum factory mein paida huye ho?
Gubbarewala - Nahi mein Maa ke Coke se paida hua hu . :@
Baccha - Wahi toh.. COKE toh factory mein banta hai .
Gubbarewala - Shaitaan.:@ Ruk teri Kher nahi .
Baccha - Kaun? Kiron kher ?
Gubbarewala - uff...
Baccha - Teri adaa. xD
Gubbarewala : I want to be with you
Baccha: lakin mai Dr. hu BE nahi
Gubbarwala: hmm hmm
Baccha: hmmmmmm XD
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Baccha : Arey Uncle Batao ye Aeroplane kaha invent hua tha?
Gubbarewala: Pata nahi..Tu bata..?
Baccha: Hawaii mein. :D
Gubbarewala : Kaise maloom?
Baccha : Isi liye toh usko Hawaii jahaaj bolte hai. xD
Gubbarewala : Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck..!!! -_____-
Baccha : Lagta hai Shaktimaan aa raha hai. xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm... :/ :(
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Gubbarewala (Practising at home) : Gubbare lelo gubbare..!!
Baccha *Knocks the Door* : Knock Knock..!!
Gubbarewala: Who's there?
Baccha: Mein. xD
Gubbarewala: Baccha hai? :/
... Baccha: Nahi.. kuch nahi Bacha hai..sab khatam ho gaya..!! xD
Darwaza khol Bhootni ke. :D
Gubbarewala *Opens the Door* : Bol kaise aana hua? :/
Baccha: Paidal. xD
Gubbarewala: Faltu baatein chhod..Tu bata Tune apne balcony mein nayi Grill lagwayi hai na?
Baccha: Ha.. Kyu? :P
Gubbarewala: Toh Pagal saale kal sabziya aur bread kyu fek ke maar raha tha Grill pe?
Baccha: Wo mein Grill Sandwich bana raha tha.!! xD
Gubbarewala: Vodafone ke kutte ke Bacche.. Get Out. -__-
Baccha: Bowling toh kar..Agli ball mein pakka 'Out' ho jaunga..!! xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm..Bhutiya. -___-
Gubbarewala: Kash Bachpan me Maa ki Baat suni hoti to aaj me Gubbare na bech raha hota.....
Baccha: Ohh, kya kehti thi tumhari Maa???
Gubbarewala: Jab baat hi nai suni to yaad kaise hogi.... :p
Baccha: hmmm.....
Gubbarewala: Hmmm..... -_-
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Gubbarewala: Itna sannata kyu hai bhai ?
Baccha: kyuki kafi raat ho gayi hai.
Gubbarewala: hmmm
Baccha: hmmm :)
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Gubbarewala : Gubbare lelo .. gubbare..
Baccha: Suna tu educated ho gaya hai.. Bata tere gubbare ka surface area aur Volume kitna hai?
Gubbarewala: 4(pi)r^2 and 972π cubic centimeters. :D
Baccha: Volume kam kar.. Pappa jaag jayega.. xD
Gubbarewala: hmmmm... -__-
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Gubbarewala: Good morning madam
Teacher: Tum toh gubbarewale ho na?
Gubbarewala: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Toh tumne school uniform kyun pehni hai?
Gubbarewala: Padhne ke liye!
Teacher: Par tumhare paas books nahi hai.
Gubbarewala: "Padhai karne ke liye books nahi, uniform hona chahiye"
Teacher: Hmmm, cool story bro. :)
Gubbarewala: Hmmmm. :)
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Gubbarewala: Bacche..Mein pareshaan ho gaya hu tere Lame jokes se. :/
Baccha: I promise mein aaj se koi Lame joke nahi maarunga. :'(
Gubbarewala: Sacchi...!!! Are you Lying??
Baccha: No..I'm Standing. xD
Gubbarewala: Nahi sudhrega tu Kamine. :@
Baccha: hmmm.. xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo Gubbare...
Baccha: Goodmorning Gubbarewala. :D
Gubbarewala: Good morning..
Arey bacche.. Mene suna hai tu aaj kal Measuring tape haath mein pakad ke sota hai..Aisa kyu? o.O
Baccha: Arey wo kyuki mein dekhna chahta hu ke mein kitni lambi neend sota hu. xD
Gubbarewala: Kisi din Bandook leke so jana kamine. -_-
Baccha: hmmmm.. xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo..Gubbare.. :D
Baccha : Arrey uncle..Aapke gharpe Bathroom bana hai na? :D
Gubbarewala: Ha.. :D
Baccha: Mere gharpe toh Daal Chawal bane hai.. xD
Gubbarewala: -____-
Baccha: Hmmmm... xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbareeeee lelo0000..Gubbare..
Baccha: arrey uncle.. aap roz kyu pakate ho itna public ko?? :/
Gubbarewala: Mein pakata hu? :O
Saale ulta bol ulta.. xD
Baccha : Ok.. xD
/: ¿¿oʞ ɔıןqnd ɐuʇı oɥ ǝʇɐʞɐd nʎʞ zoɹ dɐɐ ˙˙ǝןɔun ʎǝɹɹɐ
Gubbarewala: Saale tu Paida bhu ulta hi hua tha kya? :/
Baccha: Hmmm... xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo..gubbare...
Baccha: Uncle aapki favourite heroine kon hai?? :D
Gubbarewala: Mallika Sherawat.. :D :D
Baccha: Ye baat aapki wife jaanti hai?? xD
Gubbarewala: Yaar usko na batayi please.. :'o
Baccha: la fir 2 free gubbare.. xD
Gubbarewala: Kamina saala.. :x
Baccha: Kya bola??? :O
Gubbarewala: Mera pyaara baccha.. :(
Baccha: hmmmm... xD
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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya (are wo hi Baccha jo Gubbarewale se gubbare kharidta rehta hai)
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Pe De De Baba
Baccha:-Main baba Nahi Beta Hoon”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta
Baccha:- “Mera Naam Rahul Hai
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Rahul beta
Baccha: “Mera Poora Naam Rahul Gangwar Hai
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Rahul Gangwar beta.
Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo Babaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa...hmmmm :D
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1) Why to ask questions?
Kyuki Saas bhi kabhi Chocolaty thi.. Oops wait..!! o.O
2) Gubbarewalas view on sex before marriage..
8900 views from 3 major adult sites.. xD
3) Do u have a GF?
Grand Father? Yes. :P
4) Girls itna bhaw kyu khaati hai?
Maybe because Bhaw bohot tasty hota hai.. xD
5) How kasab died? I doubt he bought poisonous gubbare frm uh..
He died with dengue.. Govt is taking all credits.. :P
6) howz bachchi?
She's as lame as Bhootiya baccha.. :/
7) whats ur age?
Age ya piche..aapko kya matlab? :P
8)melody itni chocolaty kyo hai?
Refer to answer 1. :P
9) tumhare pas balloon h kya??
Nahi..Mein yaha tamatar bechta hu.. -__-
10) Dinbahr mein kitna kama lete ho bhaiyaa....?
Bas thodi izzat aur Pink colour ki Rosy roti.. xD
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Gubbarewala : Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale..!!
Yaar gharpe bohot garmi hai.. Electricity kaat gaye kamine..!! :/
Gubbarewala: Bill bhar fir.. :P
Baccha: Mein chuha thodi hu jo mere paas 'Bill' hoga bharne ko.. xD
Gubbarewala: -_-
Mera matlab hai.. Tera daddy light ka bill bharta hai ke nahi?
Baccha: Ha.. Fan ka bhi bharta hai.. xD
Aur ha..Mummy ke paas toh Baingan ka bhi Bharta hai.. xD
Gubbarewala: Kamina..!! -_-
Baccha: Come meena? o.O
Who Meena?
Where are you asking her to come? ;) xD
Gubbarewala: hmmm...Bhutiya sala..!! -___-
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1) Ji woh baccha jo aapke maze leta hai...woh kiska baccha hai??
Bhootnika..!! :/
2) CID KB KHATM HOGA?
Jab na tootne wale darwaze ban ne lagenge tabhi.. :P
3) WHAT IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOBILE NUMBER ?
9876543210 :)
4) Tere pas itna fokat time kaha se ata hai?
Pata nahi.. Meri ghadi kharab hai.. :(
5) Sholey meh Thakur..kese nahata tha??
Muh se nall khol ke nal ke niche baith jata tha..Ab dhota kaise tha mat puchna.. Ramlal ko awkward feel hoga.. xD
6) Tushar Kapoor is an actor or not?
Tushar kapoor???? o.O :P
7) JUSTIN GAY HAI YA NAHI?
No...She is not gay.. :P
8) Delhi belly mein jo orange juice use hua tha, uska khali bottle abhi kaha par hain..?
Kyu bhai? Bacha hua juice peena hai kya? xD
9) Ash ne Abhishek se shadi Q ki?
No Idea..
I use Vodafone.. :P
10) Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Kyuki freezer mein ice hoti hai.. and it is already light.. xD
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1) Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chhod diya?
Ha..!!
Ab mein Joote churata hu. :D
2) Gubarewali kahani mein kabb aye gi ??
Pata nahi..Ayesha takia is too busy with her films.!! xD
3) Baccha jyada intelligent hai ya gubbarewala?
Admin. B-) xD
4) Job nahi mil rahi yaar..!!! :(
Mere yaha vacancy hai.. Ek baar zara zor se bolo "Gubbare lelo Gubbare" xD
5) Baccha bhutiya hai toh kya woh bhoot kaa baccha h.? :-/
Bhootni ka baccha haii.. :@
6) Ye question kya hota hai?
Agar aap letter 'Q' ko 10 bar likhoge..Toh usko hum Q's-Ten bolte hai.. 8|
7) Agar manmohan gubbare kharid ne aaye to aapko kaise pata chalega ki unko kya chahiye? (as he's a mute guy)
Ab mere paas aaya hai toh obviously gubbare kharidne aaya hoga.. Konsa mein Bhurji-Pav bechta hu. xD
8) Baccha kab bada hoga...?
Jab uska K***a hoga. xD (:Mrbean: meme) xD
9) How to score a distinction in exams?
Bhai kyu Andhe ko raasta puch rahe ho? :P
10) Pamela anderson ko bhi gubbare aap hi dete ho?
Ek baar Paa mela dekhne gaya tha toh usko ander apna Son mil gaya.. Fir usne apni beti ka naam PA-MELA ANDER-SON rakh diya tha..!!
Aur rahi baat gubbaro ki.. Na ji na.. Gubbare ka Idea toh mujhe Pamela ji se hi aya hai..!! xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye gubbarewala aaj mein bohot Udaas hu..Mera exam bekaar gaya..!! :(
Gubbarewala: Tera naam agar Pankaj hota toh tu aaj Pankaj udaas hota? xD
Baccha: Yaar koi gaana hi suna de accha sa.. :(
Gubbarewala: "Laal Gubbara ud gaya re Bairi hawa ke jhonke se.... Mujhko bhootiye bacche ne dekh liya..haye re dhoke se..
Maana ke meri fir lega wo....Aaj toh meri jaan lega wo.." :/ xD
Baccha: Yaar bhaari insaan hai re tu ekdum!!! :D
Gubbarewala: Ha..120kg ka hu. xD
Baccha: Mera matlab you are Genius.. -_-
Gubbarewala: Ha i eat Parle G.. G mane Genius..!! xD
Baccha: Chal Phut..!! :/
Gubbarewala: *Kaboom* xD
Baccha: Hmmm.. -__-
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale... Kaisa hai?
Gubbarewala: I'm not well.. :(
Baccha:Pata hai..Well hota toh log tujhme bucket fek ke paani nikal rahe hote.. xD
Gubbarewala: Yaar sir dukh raha hai bohot..!!! :/
Baccha: Sir dukh raha hai? Teacher kaisi hai? xD
Gubbarewala: Abbey kyu hamesha dimaag ki Mother sister karta rehta hai?
Paap milega tujhe.. :/
Baccha: Mein padhai shuru karta hu fir.. :D
Gubbarewala: Kyu?
Baccha: Paap milte waqt agar mein Padh raha hounga toh Paap-padh ho jayega na.. Aur mujhe paapad bohot pasand hai.. xD
Gubbarewala: Meri tabiyat aur bigad di tune.. Ambulance..!! Medicine.!!!
Yaar Koi goli do mujhe.. :(
Baccha: *Dishkyaaon* xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm... -___-
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Gubbarewala : Gubbare lelo gubbare.. :D
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Gubbarewala : Oye bacche kal shaam kahan tha tu...
Baccha : I was watching cartoons at POGO. . :)
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Gubbarewala : Yun hi
POGO dekh raha tha ya koi joke samaj ni aya? :P ;)
Baccha : hmmm -____-
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CID : Gubbarwala Episode
Well the much awaited CID episode of Bachha and Gubbarewala is here: . . CID : gubbarewala episode (Daya introducs to the story) {kya kabhi kisi ki gubbare se maut ho sakti hai ? jee haan!! usi gubbare se jise dekh kar har baccha khush ho jaata hai....chaliye dekhte hain kaise isne ek bacche ki jaan lee..} ************************
(breaking news on India tv) : MUMBAI me ek bacche ki Gubbare Phootne se Maut !!! _____________________
(cid Office)
Daya (his phone rings) : Kya ? Kaise ?? Accha ruko abhi hum pahunchte hain.
Daya(to others) : ek flat me 1 bacche ki maut ho gayi hai. wo ghar me akela tha , uski maa use gubbare dila ke pass wale market me gayi thee.
ACP (applying fleming's right hand rule) : O My Gawdd ! Ye kaise ho gya ? kuch na kuch to gadbad hai daya! pata lagao ye hua to hua kaise.?? ( ACP pradyuman,Abhijeet,Vivek rides on their 14 years old - grand Qualis)
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ACP : peeche hatiye !! hum CID se aaaye hain ! (after enquiring with different people present their,and finally enquiring to the gatekeeper)
Gatekeeper : sir jab main bahar kisi kaam se gya tha tab hi ek gubbare wala chup chaap yahan ghus aaya tha... jab main wapas aaya to wo peeche ke gate se bhaag raha tha.
(Dr. Salukya's phone rings ) Dr. Salukya : BOSS ! 1 Solid khabar hai ! ACP : kya ? kya hua ?
Salukya : us bacche ki maut kisi aaise waise kaaran se nai hui hai !us bacche ki maut hasne ke kaaran hui hai hai !
ACP : kya hasne ke kaaran ??
Salukya : haan boss ! isko acute laughing terminology kehte hain ! agar koi laughing gas ka overdose le le to ye ho jaati hai !
ACP : o My gawdd !!! ACP ( to others ) : ab maut ka sahi kaaran to wo gubbare wala hi btayega. Abhijeet pata lagao ki wo gubbare wala tha kaun ?
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(after 2 hours of investigation in the whole city) Abhijeet ( at gubbarewala's and the famous kid's house) : Darwaja kholo ! nai to hum darwaja tod denge
Vivek ( whispering in Abhijeet's ears) : sir aaj aapko khud hi todna hoga darwaja. Daya sir ko bas introduction dene ke pasie mile the.
Abhijeet : kk Vivek :hmmm . (after struggling , THE famous Gubbarewala And The Kid Opens the door )
Abhijeet : hum Cid se aaye hain.tum 1 khooni ho . Tumne ek bache ki jaan lee hai. Child : hmmm.
Gubbarewala : nai sir maine koi khoon nai kiya hai . main to bas is bacche ke saath gubbare bechte bechte time pass karta hoon.
Child : ye time pass to biscuit hota hai . aap wo bhi bechte hain ? mujhe bhi chaiye :D
VIvek : chup ho jao bacche Child : kkk gubbarewala : hmmm Vivek : tumne wo khoon kaise kiya?
Gubbarewala : maine khoon nai kiya hai sir. main bekassor hoon. (abhijeet slaps him; at CID headquater)
GUbbarewala : haan maine hi khoon kiya tha . main gubbare me oxygen bharne ke liye oxygen cylinder lene gaya tha , lekin us ladke ne sara oxygen inhal kar liya aur mujhe carbon di oxide dediya . Isile maine us ladkey se badla liya.
Child : solid hai boss ! aapne to eint ka jawab pathar se diya .
Gubbarewala : hmmm. ACP : kya tumne use sirf oxygen ke kaaran maara. tum ek mujrim ho. tumne ye kiya kaise ?
Gubbarewala : maine use ek ballon me laughing gas aur chloroform mila ke khelne diya.. jaise hi gubbara phoota wo hanste hanste mar gaya .
Child : kya innovative soch hai ... gud Gubbare wala : thanx bhai Child : hmmm
ACP : tum 1 khooni ho. tumne 1 bacche ki jaan lee hai. Ab to tumhe phaansi hogi ! phaansi ! Gubbarewala : huh .
Child : hmmm
Abhijeet : hmmm
VIvek : hmmm
ACP : HMMM
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale..!! Ek baat bolu?
Gubbarewala: Bol..
Baccha: Na halke halke..bol na halke halke.. xD
Gubbarewala: -_-
Mene dekha tujhe aaj footbaal khelte huye.. Goal kiya ke nahi? :D
Baccha: Nahi.. Ball pehle se hi Gol tha. xD
Gubbarewala: Height of Lameness..!! -_-
Baccha: 5 ft 10 inch. xD
Gubbarewala: Yaar mein pehle hi ye Gubbare ka cylinder utha ke thak gaya hu..Mat sadaa mujhe tu.. :/
Baccha: Oye tere toh Arms bhi bohot strong hai.. Kahi tu Neil Armstrong ka beta toh nahi..?? xD
Gubbarewala: Ha hu.. -_-
Baccha: Lol.. Mujhe toh laga tha ke Neil Armstrong sirf chand pe chada tha.. xD *If u know what i mean*
Gubbarewala: Kutte ke bacche..!! :@
Kya bola tune? :@
Baccha: *Bhow bhow* xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm.. -__-
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Gubbarewala: tht cow is a lovely colour
Baccha : yes its a Jersey
Gubbarewala: oh. i thought its her skin
Baccha : hmmmm
Gubbarewala: hmmmm
Cow: humaaa...Gadha..
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo.. gubbare..
Baccha: Oye uncle... kidar ja rahe ho?
Gubbarewala: Andheri..
Baccha: Kyu?
Gubbarewala: Mera interview hai..
Baccha: kis chiz ka?
Gubbarewala: Gubbarewala sales man ka..
Baccha: Resume toh hoga na?
Gubbarewala: Mene pause kab kiya jo resume hoga? xD
Baccha: Abey meri aadat kabse lag gayi tujhe?
Gubbarewala: jab se tere naina..
Baccha: Mere naino se..
Gubbarewala: laage re. xD
Baccha: Chal saale abhi paka mat..
Best of luck. (y)
Gubbarewala: hmmm.. thanks.
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Gubbarewala - gubbare le lo.
Baccha - knock knock
Gubbarewala- whose there?
Baccha - Spell
Gubbarewala- Spell who?
Baccha - W H O
Gubbarewala - paka mat. Bol subah subah ghar q aaya hai?
Baccha - ghar Nai. Main aaya Hun.
Gubbarewala - ho Gaya...•_•
Baccha - hai tujh ko to pYaAr sajna..
Gubbarewala - lakh Kar le tu inkar sajna.
Baccha - band Kar apni bekaar awaz me gaana...
Gubbarewala - jaa na..-__-
Baccha - gana mana adhinayak jaye hai..
Gubbarewala - hmmm...-____-
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gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye aaj kal hai kaha tu?
Gubbarewala: Yaar mene apna Area badal diya..!!
Baccha: Kyu? :O
Gubbarewala: Mere Area ke log acche nahi the..!! Bohot Rough the..!!
Baccha: Abbey Crack cream laga deta ape Area mein..!!
Ad nahi dekha.. 'Crack Cream- 'Area banaye soft,Rakkhe soft' xD
Gubbarewala: hmmmm
Baccha : hmmm
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..!!
Baccha: *Throws his notebook on Gubbarewala*
Gubbarewala: Ouch..!! :/
Baccha: Kya hua? xD
Gubbarewala: Book lagi..!! -_-
Baccha: Toh kuch kha lo. xD
Gubbarewala: Abey book kyu marie?
Baccha: Kyuki mein Marie biscuit kha ke aya tha. xD
Gubbarewala: Tu saale mairie biscuit ka bhoot hai..!! :/
Baccha: Matlab? o.O
Gubbarewala: Matlab Bhoot-Marie-ka. xD
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..!! :)
Baccha: Oye ek joke sunau? xD
Gubbarewala : Saale bhag yaha se..!!
*Plucks a leaf from the nearby tree and throws it on baccha*
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Baccha: Oye Patta fek ke kyu maar raha hai?
Marr jaaata toh mein? :/
Gubbarewala: Abey saale..!! -_-
Bata toh aaj tak koi maraa hai Patta lagne se..!! :/
Baccha: Aur nahi toh kya...!!
Wo saamne wale Mr.Gupta ji mar gaye..!! :P
Gubbarewala: Kaise? :/
Baccha: Uski wife ko unke affair ka Patta lag gaya tha..!! xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm..!! :@
Yamraaj ke Bacche..!! Please 'leaf' me alone..!!! _/'\_(-_- )
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1)Log photo khichte time , "Say Cheese" kyu bolte hai?
Ans: Ameer log bolte honge cheese.. Hum gareeb toh Butter se kaam chala lete hai. :P
2)Istri wale ko kya bolte hai?
Ans: Ironman. xD
3)Whats ur password???
Ans: *************
4)Question- ABCD ka 11th letter kya he?
Ans: ABCD= Any body can dance. (Upcoming dance film)
'd' 11th letter hai. xD
5) Why clock does TIK TIK . .?
Ans: Kyuki Tik Tok karti toh wo Clock nahi Kesha hoti. xD
6) If i hire two detectives to follow each other, what will happen?
Ans : Ringa Ringa Roses. xD
7) Kya tera Dil BADA hai?
Ans: Nahi.. 'BADA' toh Samsung ka Operating system hai. :P
8)Sari duniya Amir kyun nahi ho jaati?
Ans: Amir Khan ke bohot bade fan lagte ho. :P
9)What do you call a man who farts in the Evening?
Ans: Sham-Poo? :P
10)Cricketer Laxmipati Balaji kya kya hua?
Ans: Log uska Wafer banake kha rahe hai aaj kal. xD
11) How old are you?
Ans: Old? Bitch Please..!!
Abhi toh mein jawaan hu. ;-)
(Ab bolna mat jawaan hai toh border pe ja) :P
12) Gubbarewale Khaata kya hai?
Ans: Khaata is the hindi word for Account. xD
13) Ye konsa question number hai? :P
Ans: 'Mera'
kyuki jo 13 hai wo mera hai. :P
14) Meri bhatiji chai bohot peeti hai. Wo kaha ki hai? :P
Ans: Chai-Niece. xD
15) Macchar kabhi kahi perform kyu nahi karte? :P
Ans: Kyuki wo Taaliyo se darte hai. xD
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Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale..!! Bata aisa konsa Indian superhero hai jo hamesha logo pe shaq karta hai par Yakeen nahi karta? :P
Gubbarewala: Pata nahi..!! :/
Tu bataa?
Baccha: Shak-timaan. xD
Gubbarewala: hmmm..!! -_-
Shaktimaan ki Choti choti magar moti baaton ki kasam, Aap bhutiye hai.!! -_-
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Baccha:Oye Gubbarewale tu kaha rehta hai ?
Gubbarewala:I live opposite to JOGESHWARI..
Bacha:okk..matlab JOGESH DON'T WORRY..
Gubbarewala:hmmm..
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Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale.. Kal raat ko mene ek ladki ko Whatsapp pe message bheja toh kuch der mein Scene ho gaya..!!
Gubbarewala: Ha kya?
Kya hua?
Maar peet toh nahi huyi?
Baccha: Maar peet kyu hogi? :/
Gubbarewala: Scene ho gaya na? o.O
Baccha: Abey.. Chubbarewale..!!
Jo message bheja tha wo 'Seen' ho gaya..at 9:21pm. xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm..!! -_-
Message ka chalta hai.. Par tu saala 'Deliver' nahi hona chahiye tha..!! :/
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Gubbarewala and Baccha visit the 'Jhama' sweet shop in Mumbai.*
Baccha: Oye ye konsi shop hai?
Gubbarewala: Jhama. :D
Baccha: Meri jeans dheeli hai, mein is shop ko 3.14 se multiply kar du?
Gubbarewala: Kyu? o.O
Baccha: Taaki ye 'Pai-Jhama' ban jaye aur mein pehen lu..! xD
Gubbarewala: Hmmm..!! -_-
Abey..!! 'Jha-Ma' mat **** dimaag ki..!! :@
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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..!!
Baccha: Oye Gubbarewale..Ye kya hai?
Gubbarewala: Ye Coconut hai.
Baccha: Ye asli nahi hai. :P
Gubbarewala: Obviously ye asli hai...!! :/
Baccha: Nahi. :P
Gubbarewala: Kaise? :/
Baccha: Ye Na-REAL hai. xD
