Hona chahiye jokes

Beta naughty hona chahiye,
Sanskari tho Alok Nath ji bhi hai...!


Currency hamesha Rupees honi chahiye,
Euro aur Dollar tho underware bhi hai..!


Nara humesha India-India hona chahiye,
pak pak tho murgi bhi karti hai...!


Award film-fare hona chahiye,
Oscar tho player bhi hai...!



Insan hamesha jannat mai rehana chahiye,
mannat mai tho SRK bhi rehata hai...!


Pyaar hamesha senior se hona chahiye,
junior tho horlics bhi hai..!


Professor hamesha PhD hona chahiye,
MS tho Dhoni bhi hai... !

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 Football player Gerrard hona chahiye,
Messi tho meri room bhi hai... !


Relationship mai nazdiqiya honi chahiye,
space tho hard disk mai bhi hota hai...!


Ladki susheel honi chahiye,
Lovely to university bhi hai!


Ladki lovely honi chahiye,
susheel to kunar shinde bhi hai !!


Admi hamesha Jaga rehana chahiye,
soya tho bean bhi hota hai !


Engineering student ko hamesha KT lagi rahini chahiye,
Allclear tho shampoo bhi hota hai !


Teacher ko ache marks dene chahiye,
Ande toh murgi bhi deti hai...!!


Laptop tho dell ka hona chahiye,
HCL tho acid bhi hai... !


Ladkiyan khoobsoorat honi chahiye,
hot toh coffee bhi hoti hai.... !


Degree Masters honi chahiye,
Bachelor to Atalji bhi hai...!


Ladka intelligent hona chahiye,
hot to samosa bhi hota hai. !!


Ladka handsome hona chahiye,
cool Navratna tel bhi hota hai.. !!


Khabar aaj ki honi chahiye,
kal-ki tho kochin bhi hai....!


chera clean shaved hona chahiye,
hairy tho potter bhi hai...! 

Baal majboot hone chahiye,
Mulayam ­­ to yadav bhi hai... !


Ladka accha hona chahiye,
smart to phone bhi hota hai... !


Girls ko aurat hona chahiye,
Mahila to Jayawardhne bhi hai... !


President tho kalam hona chahiye,
Mukharji tho apni Rani bhi hai... !


Ladki ko akal honi chahiye,
Surat tho gujrat mai bhi hai... !


Dessert mein icecream hona chahiye,
Falooda to ijjat ka bhi hota hai... !


Dil mai pyaar hona chahiye,
Dard tho movie bhi hai !


Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
Hmmmm toh bhais bhi karti hai ...!!!


Weather rainy hona chahiye,
Sunny toh deol bhi hai... !!!


Planet ko Jupiter hona chahiye,
Pluto tho kutta bhi hai... !!!


Ladka kamina hona chahiye,
shareef tho Nawaz bhi hai.. !!!


Ladka funny hona chahiye,
Gambhir tho gautam bhi hai...!


Admi garib hona chahiye,
aamir tho khan bhi hai....


Ladki darpok honi chahiye,
Bindass tho channel bhi hai...!


Bowler ko spinner hona chahiye,
Fast tho Anna Hazare bhi karte hai... !


Khane mai mithai honi chahiye,
Namak tho toothpaste mai bhi hota hai... !


Ladke ka accha naam hona chahiye,
badnaam tho munni bhi hai... !


Husband bewafa hona chahiye,
wafadar tho kutta bhi hota hai... !


Ladki gori honi chahiye,
Black tho berry bhi hota hai... !


Admi ko dil hona chahiye,
cena tho john bhi hai ... !



Mall toh Infiniti jaisa hona chahiye,
Oberoi toh Vivek bhi hai .... !


Balon main volume hona chahiye,
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai...!


Dil bada hona chahiye,
Chota toh Bheem bhi hai... !


Insan main atma sanman hona chahiye,
jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai...!


Ladki caring honi chahiye,
Nirmal toh Lifestyle bhi hota hai...!


Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye,
twins toh towers bhi hote hai......!

Jawab seedha hona chahiye,
ulta toh taarak mehta ka chashma bhi hai...!


Aarti ki thali mein agarbatti honi chahiye,
kapoor toh Kareena bhi hai........!







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