Hona chahiye jokes

Beta naughty hona chahiye,
Sanskari tho Alok Nath ji bhi hai...!


Currency hamesha Rupees honi chahiye,
Euro aur Dollar tho underware bhi hai..!


Nara humesha India-India hona chahiye,
pak pak tho murgi bhi karti hai...!


Award film-fare hona chahiye,
Oscar tho player bhi hai...!



Insan hamesha jannat mai rehana chahiye,
mannat mai tho SRK bhi rehata hai...!


Pyaar hamesha senior se hona chahiye,
junior tho horlics bhi hai..!


Professor hamesha PhD hona chahiye,
MS tho Dhoni bhi hai... !

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 Football player Gerrard hona chahiye,
Messi tho meri room bhi hai... !


Relationship mai nazdiqiya honi chahiye,
space tho hard disk mai bhi hota hai...!


Ladki susheel honi chahiye,
Lovely to university bhi hai!


Ladki lovely honi chahiye,
susheel to kunar shinde bhi hai !!


Admi hamesha Jaga rehana chahiye,
soya tho bean bhi hota hai !


Engineering student ko hamesha KT lagi rahini chahiye,
Allclear tho shampoo bhi hota hai !


Teacher ko ache marks dene chahiye,
Ande toh murgi bhi deti hai...!!


Laptop tho dell ka hona chahiye,
HCL tho acid bhi hai... !


Ladkiyan khoobsoorat honi chahiye,
hot toh coffee bhi hoti hai.... !


Degree Masters honi chahiye,
Bachelor to Atalji bhi hai...!


Ladka intelligent hona chahiye,
hot to samosa bhi hota hai. !!


Ladka handsome hona chahiye,
cool Navratna tel bhi hota hai.. !!


Khabar aaj ki honi chahiye,
kal-ki tho kochin bhi hai....!


chera clean shaved hona chahiye,
hairy tho potter bhi hai...! 

Baal majboot hone chahiye,
Mulayam ­­ to yadav bhi hai... !


Ladka accha hona chahiye,
smart to phone bhi hota hai... !


Girls ko aurat hona chahiye,
Mahila to Jayawardhne bhi hai... !


President tho kalam hona chahiye,
Mukharji tho apni Rani bhi hai... !


Ladki ko akal honi chahiye,
Surat tho gujrat mai bhi hai... !


Dessert mein icecream hona chahiye,
Falooda to ijjat ka bhi hota hai... !


Dil mai pyaar hona chahiye,
Dard tho movie bhi hai !


Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
Hmmmm toh bhais bhi karti hai ...!!!


Weather rainy hona chahiye,
Sunny toh deol bhi hai... !!!


Planet ko Jupiter hona chahiye,
Pluto tho kutta bhi hai... !!!


Ladka kamina hona chahiye,
shareef tho Nawaz bhi hai.. !!!


Ladka funny hona chahiye,
Gambhir tho gautam bhi hai...!


Admi garib hona chahiye,
aamir tho khan bhi hai....


Ladki darpok honi chahiye,
Bindass tho channel bhi hai...!


Bowler ko spinner hona chahiye,
Fast tho Anna Hazare bhi karte hai... !


Khane mai mithai honi chahiye,
Namak tho toothpaste mai bhi hota hai... !


Ladke ka accha naam hona chahiye,
badnaam tho munni bhi hai... !


Husband bewafa hona chahiye,
wafadar tho kutta bhi hota hai... !


Ladki gori honi chahiye,
Black tho berry bhi hota hai... !


Admi ko dil hona chahiye,
cena tho john bhi hai ... !



Mall toh Infiniti jaisa hona chahiye,
Oberoi toh Vivek bhi hai .... !


Balon main volume hona chahiye,
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai...!


Dil bada hona chahiye,
Chota toh Bheem bhi hai... !


Insan main atma sanman hona chahiye,
jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai...!


Ladki caring honi chahiye,
Nirmal toh Lifestyle bhi hota hai...!


Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye,
twins toh towers bhi hote hai......!

Jawab seedha hona chahiye,
ulta toh taarak mehta ka chashma bhi hai...!


Aarti ki thali mein agarbatti honi chahiye,
kapoor toh Kareena bhi hai........!







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Hansa and Prafull

1

Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? 
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON" 
main chor ...main chor....mature. ..acha acha....

2

hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet 

3

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ??? 
Praful : Asset Hansaaa .... 
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

4

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful?? 
Praful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend 

5

HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, Tournament matlab
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! ye jo tumne jhuke pahane hai, Gehene pahene hai,Inko English mai kya khayate hai? Bolo bolo !!
HANSA:- Aaa haaan TOURNAMENT, (HANSA khush hokar) 
MELISA:-chidkar)aare use Tournament nahi, Ornament kahate hai.
HANSA:- aare kuch bhi maat bol
eak Jhumka -- ORNAMENT
do jhumke -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
Aaa Prafull, Melisia ko babuji ki tarha kuch bhi nahi aata.

6

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa...
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

7

Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"

Sachin Tendulkar: WWE Sheamus's theme song Too many Lies Parody for Sachin Haters

Its with pride that he held his head,
A batsman whom all bowlers wanted dead,
He wore Indian jersey like its some kind of prize,
I was lucky to see Sachin play with my eyes.

Oh, Oh, these words are true and I'll make you believe,
When Tendulkar took the crease, India forgot to breathe,
when someone says something against Sachin, I love to yell,
all master blaster haters, 'Go To Hell' .



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